officialunitedstates:

crendor-loves-cox:

officialunitedstates:

I hate when people in arguments use logic.  appeal to my emotions.  overwhelm me with threats of violence.  play to my sense of self-importance

it’s even worse when they start to use facts

dont even get me started on those awful things

iambaronalberto:

when you see yourself mentioned in other peoples’ conversations

unclefather:

my boss: *walks by my cubicle*

me: 

unclefather:

It’s like the police around me don’t even care anymore

pixels-after-dark:

bob-artist:

Whenever Tux manages to slip into a forbidden room, he does the most obnoxious victory dance. XD

yeah so this video brought me to tears in like 8 seconds

997:

pagetbrewstar:

me: *watches criminal minds for 9 hours*
anything: *makes a noise*
me: I’m looking for a white male between the ages of 25-45 probably a loner probably most definitely hates women probably drives a red late model dodge truck probably lives alone his moms name is Helen and his favorite color skittles are the red ones

classicmeevs:

kestre1s:

physically, yes, i could fight a bird. but emotionally? imagine the toll

fukkkres:

white people when they drop something: ah fiddlesticks

white people when they win a board game: hooty hoo!!!

remanedur:

anachronic-cobra:

egberts:

kadabra following you is literally terrifying

darrynek:

Some lady next to me at the airport was crying hysterically, she got up, came back with McDonald’s and she stopped crying the second she started eating

the-last-snow-elf:

me when i play video games/mmorpgs

suppermariobroth:

Characters leaving the camera’s field of view and ceasing to be rendered piece by piece in Mario Party 2.